The following choices allow you to tailor your corpse to own specific taste. Each choice is listed on the order form.
DEGREE OF DECAY
There are two choices, Light decay and Heavy decay. Some of the more noticeable differences are that the Heavy decayed corpse has larger rotted eye sockets, a very deteriorated nose and a decayed mouth that shows almost all the teeth. The Light decayed corpse has eyelids, a more built-up nose and a mouth that shows less teeth, making it appear less decayed.
A corpse gets darker as it goes through various decaying stages so the degree of decay may be a factor in the skin color. I offer three basic choices: Dark brown, Medium brown and Light brown. If you have a different color in mind note it on the order form but beware, green and blue corpses are not very realistic.
The hair color should compliment the skin color. White or gray hair contrast better with a dark or medium skin color just as dark or black hair will look better against a lighter skin tone.
You can also choose to have lights installed in the eye sockets or get eyes installed in the sockets. Choose Red, Green or Blue lights or Brown or Blue eyes.
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